love this! I love the idea of making it as an rpg, and god, the concept (and those fucking tweets) is heartbreaking.
A downloadable game
A 200 word RPG about cleaning out your hoarder relative's home after they die, and discovering all the things they've bought online. Based on a true response from a major online store's PR team. Although this is a "tabletop" game, you'll need internet access and a willingness to visit a certain online store to play.
Marginalized folks: If cost is an issue, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and I’ll send you the pdf for free, no explanation needed
In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $1 USD. You will get access to the following files: