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A 200 word RPG about cleaning out your hoarder relative's home after they die, and discovering all the things they've bought online. Based on a true response from a major online store's PR team. Although this is a "tabletop" game, you'll need internet access and a willingness to visit a certain online store to play.

Marginalized folks: If cost is an issue, email me at sublimemarch@protonmail.com and I’ll send you the pdf for free, no explanation needed


Buy Now$1.00 USD or more

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $1 USD. You will get access to the following files:

prime blessings.pdf 1 MB


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love this! I love the idea of making it as an rpg, and god, the concept (and those fucking tweets) is heartbreaking.

thanks so much! when i saw that tweet, i knew i had to write a game about it.