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A 200 word RPG about cleaning out your hoarder relative's home after they die, and discovering all the things they've bought online. Based on a true response from a major online store's PR team. Although this is a "tabletop" game, you'll need internet access and a willingness to visit a certain online store to play.


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prime blessings.pdf 1 MB

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love this! I love the idea of making it as an rpg, and god, the concept (and those fucking tweets) is heartbreaking.

thanks so much! when i saw that tweet, i knew i had to write a game about it.